for fuck's sake, it's finally friday.

this morning started off with marlo walking into the bookshelf, falling flat on her face, and getting a bloody nose. yes, again! (marlo-0, floor-147) and her molars, the little fuckers, up and decided that this weekend would be a perfect time to attempt to join us. i truly hate teething. baby teeth are big assholes.

and as for me, you ask? well, i have a sadistic headache visiting from me from the depths of hell. last night, i bumped my head on the edge of our mirrored medicine cabinet door, and, apparently what resulted was an open bloody wound, which, i only discovered this morning by running a brush roughly through my hair- something i haven't done in literally three years- and reopening it. superb.

this weekend will need to consist of three things for me: a big ass bacon cheeseburger and french fries, no less than two naps (and i'm talking about for me), and some alone time with a big ass latte tomorrow morning.

oh, yeah... and wine. there will definitely be a moderate to large consumption of wine. and i'd really enjoy squeezing in a good make-out sesh with that hot piece of ass i call my husband. yep, definitely some of that. i may even shave my legs for the occasion.

so, five things.
five very imperative things.

i think we can arrange all of that.
you hearing me, hubs?

i hope you get to make out with someone scorchingly hot and, mostly, just enjoy your weekend, folks.


Rebecca Alexis said...

yes for fuck's sake its friday! loved your story over at D&S. beautiful. xo

Sarah Martin said...

I read your Diapers and Skinny Jeans mini interview and hopped on over, whilst sitting in my chair.., and I'm glad she featured you! A blog after my own heart - a girl that knows when no other word but 'fuck' will do.

miss verse said...

I absolutely love this. I curse way too much and I blame it on growing up in jersey. Although lately, I just find cursing absolutely hilarious. So much so that even my husband is like "really, danielle? Could you use those words a little less?" I think I may have even heard Elliot say "oh shit." And I was like "shit." haha.


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