naturally, this got me thinking about other people that need to be bitch-slapped.
here goes...
1. mark wahlberg. for just being that hot.
2. any girl who spends an offensive amount of time taking duck-face photos in the bathroom just to document their #ootd. newsflash: nobody cares. at least crop your kissy face out of it if you've really got something worthy of sharing. actually, just don't.
3. congress. i think that goes without saying. if it doesn't, you should watch the news.
4. marlo's teeth. they're sadistic little fuckers.
5. the bachelor. it's like when i was a kid and found out that professional wrestling wasn't real- it's heartbreaking, I get it. but, please people, stop watching this shit. it's condemning our culture to hell.
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